Just me. Yes, I am egocentric

suicunesrider:

theconcealedweapon:

Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

Never reblogged something harder in my life

Yes, do not incite the violence!

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tastefullyoffensive:

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wilwheaton:

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ON THE FUCKING POINT!!!

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showerthoughtsofficial:

Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start making equels — films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective

Where can I sign it?!

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azuresoundoff:

tardis-at-hogwarts-with-luna:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

A hero in more ways than one

I NEVER KNEW THAT

Always always reblogging this if I see it on my dashboard

So get up and help someone

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mydrunkkitchen:

peopleareaproblem:

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe:

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

OH MY GAWWWWDDD

Ridiculously cute!

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kernalmustache:

profanities:

clareer:

doctorinternet:

lipstickndynamite:

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

What this is so beautiful

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

Even Homer had quite a few moments and they usually depicted him as a bad parent.

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mydrunkkitchen:

I don’t understand lattes. It’s like

“Sleepy? Here wake up using this warm cup of milk.”

That’s exactly what I think! It doesn’t have much in common with coffee anyways, it’s like that white cousin of your black best friend that he hates :D

notmusa:

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

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